Friday 10 October 2008

Wealth Warning!


Before long America was beginning to chase Gary Martin Beaver.People said he should carry a “wealth warning”.Everyone who met him came away the poorer. Damn those government institutions! Couldn’t they see he was just trying to be a business entrepreneur?
By now Gary had fallen out with many “ex” partners, businesses had come and gone,and everywhere bills had been left unpaid.This wasn’t a major problem though,the accounts were not in Garys name. Second hand car dealing had taught him a lot.
In the following few years,Gary stuck to the same business pattern,well,it worked,so why re-invent the wheel?
Cash always flowed in the GMB direction,and in no other.
Many other countries followed in the footsteps of America.Businesses flourished and died in them all.Then an interesting thing happened. He met some people involved in various mystical organizations who were very wealthy,and very influential.This needed to be investigated! Gary smelled money on the horizon! If only he could be just like them.A new plan was forming in Garys mind.After all,Gary wanted to be,respected,looked up to,and admired,envied even! Yes,if only he had been born into a family of sound social standing,like these people,instead of a grotty council house environment.
But wait a minute,you could actually be anyone you liked if you really wanted too couldn’t you.Mmmm.
Gary spent the whole of that night frantically bashing away at his computer.His dreams of wealth may soon be realized----.

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